Ah,Watch Angel Has Fallen Online air travel. Such a simple, relaxing process that is at once both cheap and reliable.

A clip captured by a Redditor on a United flight landing in O'Hare Airport on July 19 is a wonderful example of all that is good about flying in 2017. Watch it, won't you? For who among us doesn't find great comfort in witnessing the consumer-friendly aviation industry take good care of our most valuable possessions?

Now, to put down my seat's tray table take a big sip of my 6 oz complimentary cup of ginger ale --

I apologize for my earlier comments and I would like to correct them. Air travel is very bad and it sucks very badly.